By the same token I should probably have called myself 'Bill'. With a name like William you have choices. Very handy for us chameleons. 'William' is stern and dignified. A little austere and unapproachable. He conquers things. It is what my mother calls me when she is angry with me.
... to 1066 with William the Conqueror. ...
... the part of columnist william which hadn't firmware conferences very african ...