So this morning we pulled up a pumpkin-pancake recipe on the kitchen laptop. Just one problem: My wife couldn't read it from where she was mixing. Can't you make it bigger? she asked. (Go ahead, insert your own that's what she said joke here. No class.).
B: Yeah, that's what she said.
... A woman came to me, and she said, look, I can't afford insurance for myself or my son. ...
... She said, I was doing the same thing with my body. ...