Tom ve ben bir sürahi bira ayırdım.
- Tom and I split a pitcher of beer.
Tom sürahiyi suyla doldurdu.
- Tom filled the pitcher with water.
I suppose he might say pushed or went woowoo, but took a shit is, I fear, very much in the ballpark (little pitchers have big ears, after all).
... 75% of pitchers in the major league ...