1. "Don't nuke an egg. It will explode in the microwave."
2. "If I can't finish my dinner at a restaurant, I just take it home and nuke it when I want to eat it."
3. "The best way to heat up food is to nuke it.".
First they nuked Hiroshima, then Nagasaki.
I can buy nukes on the black market for $40 million each - John Travolta in the movie Swordfish.