So this morning we pulled up a pumpkin-pancake recipe on the kitchen laptop. Just one problem: My wife couldn't read it from where she was mixing. Can't you make it bigger? she asked. (Go ahead, insert your own that's what she said joke here. No class.).
B: Yeah, that's what she said.
... She said that an opportunity will always come to you again. ...
... She said that live on TV, by the way, which is not true. ...