kerfuffles

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plural of kerfuffle
kerfuffle
A disorderly outburst, disturbance, commotion or tumult

You know all this , and how you don’t know if they’re really splitting up or it’s just an act, and how you can’t be bothered to find out because wasting even a fraction of your brainpower on those bright orange clueless dicksplats would make you just as bad as them and you’d feel duty-bound to fling yourself under an industrial threshing machine as penance? You do? Good.

kerfuffle
A kerfuffle is a lot of argument, noisy activity, or fuss. There was a bit of a kerfuffle during the race when a dog impeded the leading runners. = commotion. unnecessary noise and activity = fuss
kerfuffle
A disorderly outburst, disturbance or tumult
kerfuffle
{i} commotion, disturbance
kerfuffle
a disorderly outburst or tumult; "they were amazed by the furious disturbance they had caused"