haul one's ashes

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To move someone's body, to move away

Anybody that can haul Sam Tate's ashes is my kinda of man.....

Have sexual intercourse with (someone)

I still get beautiful laddies to haul my ashes when my old balls get heavy.

haul his ashes
A euphemism for sexual intercourse

After six months in Iraq, he really need to get his ashes hauled.