Nah. The first step’s a cakewalk. We can beat the hell out of a developing infant, in any case.
Cakewalk is a traditional African American form of music and dance which originated among slaves in the Southern United States. The form was originally known as the chalk line walk; it takes its name from competitions slaveholders sometimes held, in which they offered slices of hoecake as prizes for the best dancers
an easy accomplishment; "winning the tournament was a cakewalk for him"; "invading Iraq won't be a cakewalk"
a very easy thing to do, or a very easy victory = piece of cake (cakewalk (19-20 centuries))
a strutting dance based on a march; was performed in minstrel shows; originated as a competition among Black dancers to win a cake
a strutting dance based on a march; was performed in minstrel shows; originated as a competition among Black dancers to win a cake perform the cakewalk dance