The army teaches you to rely on yourself. It teaches you a whole lot of crap, like that some of those guys are real arseholes, and wouldn't stand a chance in the outside world. But you've got to laugh at that, man. It doesn't matter. It teaches you not to give a damn about anything, that nothing really matters.
A: 'How many miles is five kilometres?' B: 'You've got me there.'.
... the heck you got that. ...
... YOU GOT THIS, DUDE. COME ON. ...