So this morning we pulled up a pumpkin-pancake recipe on the kitchen laptop. Just one problem: My wife couldn't read it from where she was mixing. Can't you make it bigger? she asked. (Go ahead, insert your own that's what she said joke here. No class.).
B: Yeah, that's what she said.
... So my mother, being smart about this, she said, I need ...
... And she said something to me, in Vietnamese, of course. ...