For I am a man of many sorrows. Yet there is no necessity for me to sit sobbing and sighing in someone else's house. Unremitting grief is tiresome and I'm afraid some of your maids or you yourself might lose patience with me and conclude it was the wine that had gone to my head and released this flood of tears.
... eric lattice head of the irony in philosophy school here ...
... this awesome thing that if you have untreatable clinical depression, they stick your head ...