Son, it’s time you learned to use the family duct tape.
The government tells us we can protect against a chemical attack by duct taping the windows.
If you can't fix it with duck tape, it's not worth fixing.
... The shoulderpads, you did a nice job with the duct tape. ...
... duct-taped their entire body in neon duct tape. Or people who have just made giant cupcakes ...